Anna Nicole Smith’s Year In Review is just released. Would you like a copy?
Posted by Printer | Posted in Jokes & Riddles | Posted on 14-01-2010
January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…..Helllloooo!!!…..labias won’t fit in the printer !!!
March – Got really excited…..finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…..box said “2-4 years!”
April – Trapped on escalator for hours ….. power went out!!!
May – Tried to make Kool-Aid…..wrong instructions…. 8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!
June – Tried to go water skiing…..couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition….. learned later,the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August – Tried to mind my own business…. but I had no mind and no business.
September – A personal ad asked for a golden retriever…. i replied thinking they meant a smart blonde.
October – Hate M & M’s…..they are so hard to peel.
November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days … instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December – I burned my ear… the phone rang while I was ironing.
January 2007 – I change my baby’s diapers every month…. the instructions stated, “good for up to 20 pounds”.
February 2007 – Couldn’t call 911 ….. “duh”….. there’s no “eleven” button on the stupid phone!!!
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